| Bareass,
born into a long line of distinguished Starfeel officers,
had a troubled relationship with the average expectations
of his father. He managed to graduate from
Starfeel Academy after a stormy four years of expulsions
for mooning the faculty, and almost failing stellar fartography
as a freshman. He did hone his natural aptitude for mooning,
learning to drive a space ship with his butt hanging out
the window. Despite
his family legacy, Bareass unbuckled under his self-imposed
pressures and tried to cover-up an error that caused
the embarrassment of three officers; it was only his
self-confession at the point he would have been butt
slapped that netted him a flaming discharge. After leaving
Starfeel he turned and bent over for The Mock, as a
fly by his pants fighter pilot, but was captured by
Starfeel on his first mission and this time was sentenced
to a Penile Settlement, wearing only a butt covering
detainment device.
In
later counseling, Bareass has revealed an unsatisfying
relationship with women that has fostered rear end fixations,
including a relationship with muchback women as an Academy
freshman. He also has an affinity for the back seat
of antique Earth ground vehicles and spring break mentality,
especially of the 20th century, and has enjoyed
sailing butt naked in true life and in holo-programs.
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