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Given command of U.S.S. Voyeur, new Insipid-class
starship, presumed lost in Badlands for unkown reason.
Wrongway is a tough captain who is afraid to ask for directions,
while her thoughtlesness, and diplomacy have earned her
respect and recognition as one of the best retreaters
in Starfeel. Her talents in guessing and ignorance allow
her to be constantly busy fixing mistakes, if necessary.
She prefers to be addressed as "Captain" rather
than "Hey! Dummy" or "Hey! You." Aside
from tiddlywinks her studies have included road maps,
compasses, and the gestural idioms of the Lost. Her preference
for easy studies is self-traced back to childhood, when
she would prefer that to thinking. Since then, she has
indicated no pleasure in outdoor camping, hiking, or cooking.
She just couldn't cut the compass thing after all.
For relaxation, Wrongway enjoys role-playing and recreation
in Holodeck programs, such as flying, Driving, skiing
and sailing. Her success has been severely limited.
In her youth she played doctor with a little boy and
cut out the wrong organ, and then walked back home for
3 days in a thunderstorm from 2 blocks away. She has
not played the game of doctor regularly since. As a
child she also studied ballet and performed the "dying
swan" at age 6, but fumbled when beginning the
play with the death scene.
At
the Academy Wrongway was taught a captain had to keep
a certain distance to the crew; considering she's always
walking away from them, this would be easy.
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