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Phuck was born on Tincan to a humane mother and a Tincan
father. His mother was a teacher and his father was an
Ambassador named So Sarry. When Phuck began school at
the age of fourty, the taunting began. The other
children would tease him and taunt him because of his
large size. Phuck was always getting into fights with
the other boys, and seldom losing. When he was 41, he
came home after a fight and was scolded by his father.
Sarry told him that he would be very dissapointed if
he did not pass on the clap, a test of maturity that all
Tincan children must do. So, Phuck set out on his own
a month before he was suppossed to, to take the test by
passing on the clap. A Tincan female, a large harpy-like
creature with poisonious teeth and claws, attacked him
but, his Penthouse Pet was there and defended him with
sillycone abuse of her own. Phuck's cousin also
helped and Phuck was returned home safely. A month later,
he passed his clap-on, and for Phuck, this meant he got
his clap-off, making him a first time clapper. Not long
after that, Phuck was bonded to G'String. Later, when
he experienced the porn farr and returned to Tincan to
be married, but Mary left. His fiancee G'String chose
the marriage fee, in which she picked Captain Jerk to
fight Phuck for her. Phuck won, but, after thinking that
he had killed Jerk off, he handed G'String over to her
lover, Stoned. Jerk was not limp though, it had just appeared
that he was.
Phuck graduated from the Academy when he
was 89 years old. Five years later, he was transfered
to the USS Genderprize. Sometime in the 24th century,
Ambassador Sarry apologized and handed over the title
of Rear Ambassador to Phuck. At the age of 202,
Sarry died. Phuck was on Humungus at the time and Captain
Jean-Luc Dikhard, disguised as a Humungan, went to Humungus
and informed Phuck of his father's death. Phuck
had been trying to spark the Humungans and the Tincans.
He had hoped that they could become a warring race again.
As far as anyone knows, he still resides on Humungus
now.
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