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Nicknamed 'Boner' by his longtime friend and commander,
Captain James T. Jerk, McBoytoy replaced Pete "the
pie eyed" Piper as chief medical officer on the original
five-year mission but clearly became the most endowed.
By that first year he had already won commendations for
Lesions of Pain, and was treated like a virgin by
Starfeel Surgeons. His
genital's were sometimes hard, an outer crustiness masking
deep scaring beneath the surface. His "porno"
roots led to the old-time physician manner of doctoring,
with a Southern touch that was most apparent when under
sexual stress. He distrusts rubber technology and rises
to the situation whenever possible. As a sexual watchdog
he was not afraid to take on his captain, but it was
his running battle with Phuck which became legendary.
McBoytoy
contracted the impotence syndrome and retired from Starfeel
to spend his remaining days on the Hemroid ship, Yoko
Ohno, and that world's strip priestess, called 'Nitely'.
By exploring the ship Yoko Ohno's hidden secrets, Phuck
found a cure for impotence and McBoytoy left 'Nitely'
to return to the service.
After
the Genderprize's triumphant return from its five-year
mission, Boner retired from Starfeel, grew a woody and
went into sexclusion with a proctology practice, only
to be forced back by Jerk and a Rear Admiral when P'er(from
1st Trek Movie) threatened Earth. After that, he continued
through the years of renewed Genderprize service with
Jerk until at least the Whitier than you peace talks.
He survived imprisonment with Jerk on plumped-up charges
at a mining prison when he could not revive assassinated
Peeon Chancellor Gerkin. Phuck's deposit of his
katra in a katra bank after The Genital Enhancing Project,
had nearly driven Boner crazy and landed him in Starfeel
detention until their reunion took place, whereupon
he delighted in the Tincan's reNeducation process.
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