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Deanna Troll served as the ship's beauty counselor. Born
under a bridge near the lake El-Aarg on Megahead, Troll
was the daughter of Megaroid Ambassador Iwaana Boy
and the late Lt. Imma Troll. One of her many memories
from her childhood, includes her really ugly father reading
ancient mystical stories for her at bedtime, which resulted
in a lifelong interest in trolls. He passed away when
she was only 7 years old, when ugliness struck Deanna
very hard, right in the face. According
to Megaroid custom, Deanna was supposed to be "genetically
altered" by Dr. Whynott Killher, the son of
her late father's best friends, sister's third cousin's
brother. The arranged experiment was meant to make her
pretty, but for some reason it was called off.
What
Deanna didn't know for years, was that she had a sister,
who she had drowned in the nearby lake on Megahead when
she was about six years old. Deanna, at this point had
sharp claws and large teeth. In grief and guilt her
parents moved away, and upon Imma's death Iwaana deleted
all mention of Deanna's sister in personal toilet
logs.
After
her Academy graduation, she returned to her homeworld
for advanced beauty studies at the University there.
During this period she met and had a deep romance with
Willhe Striker. Striker and Troll had planned to reunite
six months after he left Megahead for the USS Pottytrainer,
but his rapid fist negated that, and she eventually
got away from him. Despite latent beatings, their professional
life has remained largely platonic since they were reunited
on USS Genderprize two years later.
Deanna
has never shown any signs of negative reactions to Striker's
occasional beatings to other women. Romantic attractions
of her own have included, a brief dating relationship
with fellow officer Wart. Owing to concern about her
lack of cosmetic expertise during a hair raising crisis
stint as senior cosmotoligist officer on the Genderprize,
she successfully completed the Starfeel Beautician exam
afterwards. This training contributed to the successful
restoration of Zephyr Cochring's hair and
nails on his pioneer warp flight, when she helped minimize
24th century involvement and thus potential timeline
contamination by acting as floor sweeper and hair washer
when the original crew was killed by the time-traveling
Bored.
She
is also trained in massage and stimulation therapy,
which often made her a greatly valued first contact
team member. She was once abducted in a forced shuttlecraft
crash, then barely survived abduction and surgical alteration
to pass as a Supermodel agent aboard a warship to help
the Empire of the Ants underground, to smuggle out two
high-ranking defectors.
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