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Disko attended Starfeel Academy in San Francisco, the
disco capital of the world. He danced rapidly through
the ranks and was a Commander on the USS Tapdance when
it was destroyed by the Bored. His wife, Whitney, was
killed during a choking attack on a bong and he was left
to bring up his son, Fake, by himself. For three years
after the Bored attack, Disko was a soon to be forgotten
man, years later being able to recover with the shattering
loss of good rock, and or, roll. During
this time, he worked at the Utoke Plant shipyards working
on various strains including the prototype of
the anti-Bored bongship (the USS Ican'tfindit). He was
reassigned to Deep Smoke Nine as it's commander when
the Lardassians pulled out of their occupation
of Pager. He negotiated an understanding with
some lifeforms who live outside time allowing the use
of the Bunghole in Paging space, he then became an important
figure in Paged religon, The Megafairy. For the first
two seasons, he commanded DS9 with the rank of Commanding
Prancer, but in season three he was promoted to Captain
Dancer.
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